Your most embaring moment at school?

In my eight grade English cl, we were all reading silently, and I was sitting on my foot like I usually do. I leaned over to take my foot out from under me and let out a nice loud phart. Everybody heard it, but I thought I might could still get away with it since everybody had their noses in their books when it happened. I sat that and pretended that nothing had happened while I saw in my periferal vision that everybody had their necks craning around trying to find the guilty party. Finally, the guy sitting next to me said, "[philo] pharted!!!" and then everybody around me picked up their desk and moved away. All the pretty girls were in that cl, too. :-( Thank goodness it was the 8th grade. That sort of thing could stay with you year after year, but once I got in highschool the next year, it was all forgotten.